Beautiful Thing #1--It's not raining

Beautiful Thing #2--Guy attempting to walk on tight rope strung between two trees. I have seen this before...it was a very deja vu-esque moment. esk? esque? Desk.

Beautiful Thing #3--This blog shall be very random because my brain is fried from lack of sleep (becoming an insomnic, seriously), and because I have a math test in two hours.

Just watched the video I posted of Muse's new song, Uprising, all the way through. Attack of the zombie-teddy bears? What is up with that? I don't know if I can ever look at a teddy-bear the same. Oh well, it's not like I have one.

John Barth's Chimera is full of insane things--sex toys, parallel universes, genies, mythology, oh, and apparently literature is sex. "John Barth is having sex with you." ummm...eww? Then class discussion led to "John Barth is having sex with himself." John...really now?
So much awkwardness. I don't do well with sex discussions. Oh by the way, John Barth is the man in the picture. Pretty, right? Uhhh...not so much. I hope John Barth doesn't ever find this blog. If he does--Mr. Barth, I am very sorry that you read this, and I would like you to know that I still think you are a genius, no matter what your sexual preference is, or what kind of funny hats you wear.

Moving on...I like pumpkin bars. I had one today, and it had whipped cream, and it was a very happy moment. I usually despise pumpkin. I mean really, who can clean out the gooey, disgusting, stringy insides of a pumkin, and then say "mmmm pumpkin pie." No, it makes me think of intestines. Gross.

Umm...yeah math test soon. I need to go eat and do some last-minute looking over stuff. Maybe I will go to Subway and win a free bag of chips again for good luck. Seriously, it happened. They were garden salsa Sun Chips.
-Lauren